five minute chicken poultry chorus ... Rude Food

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there is no food in here today 

n she is blessed with an utterly fake 

and plastic kaboob 




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the way to a mans heart is through his stomach 

yah put the boot in 

what does  a boot have to do with a romantic dinner 

cus he'd like rather be given the sack 




in fact if you look at it like that 

he doesnt want a job 

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in fac what would she put in a romantic meal 

cus like some of her most romantic 

moments were over beans on toast in a workers cafe 

you know n it has to have a checked vinyl 

table cloth n sort of weak tea ... 



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n could she invent 

a glorified bottom dollar beans 



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n fox n i had some aweoms books 

how to eat on £5 a week n stuff 

n make vegan flapjacks with black currant 

n sort of spaghetti flans n stuff 

n your only concern really is to get full up 


n what was in that fiver book